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The Full Moon on Tour
The narcissistic full moon flaunts its night sky supremacy on its annual Farmers’ Almanac tour while we furiously try to raise the funds for an eternal eclipse.
Will the struggle ever end? Or will the moon continue its reign of tyranny over our night sky?
The Snow Moon…guess it’s time to hit the slopes (grab a hoodie to stay warm).
Super Wolf Moon, historically unhelpful, also loud...
Snow Moon, time to hit the slopes...
Worm Moon...wtf?
Pink Moon, your soft hues don't fool us.
Flower Moon, we are allergic to pollen, thanks alot.
Blue Moon. Why so sad?
Strawberry Moon, no thanks, we're sweet enough.
Buck Moon, cool horns...
Sturgeon Moon...really?
Harvest Moon, did Neil Young approve?
Hunter's Moon, well if it wasn't obvious before it should be now.
Beaver Moon. Damn.
Cold Moon, we don't like the cold.
