Help us replace the moon.
We approximate that we need 72 billion dollars for the Eternal Eclipse Initiative. Donate today by purchasing one of our high-quality Goods (donations are not tax-deductible, astronomically speaking).
Every dollar brings us fractionally closer.
Join the Initiative today!
The Full Moon on Tour
The narcissistic full moon flaunts its night sky supremacy on its annual Farmers’ Almanac tour while we furiously try to raise the funds for an eternal eclipse.
Will the struggle ever end? Or will the moon continue its reign of tyranny over our night sky?
We are allergic to pollen, thanks…
Super Wolf Moon, historically unhelpful, also loud...
Snow Moon, time to hit the slopes...
Worm Moon...wtf?
Pink Moon, your soft hues don't fool us.
Flower Moon, we are allergic to pollen, thanks alot.
Blue Moon. Why so sad?
Strawberry Moon, no thanks, we're sweet enough.
Buck Moon, cool horns...
Sturgeon Moon...really?
Harvest Moon, did Neil Young approve?
Hunter's Moon, well if it wasn't obvious before it should be now.
Beaver Moon. Damn.
Cold Moon, we don't like the cold.
Initiative Goods…
Lux Fleece Hoodie
The Eternal Eclipse Initiative hoodie carries the statement the way it was intended to be carried: calmly, deliberately, and without urgency. The front stays restrained. The back does the work. The words aren’t trying to persuade anyone. They’re already decided.
The hoodie itself feels substantial from the first wear. Snow washed and oversized, it has weight without stiffness and softness without collapse. The fleece is warm and steady, the silhouette relaxed and intentional. It’s comfortable enough to settle into for hours and structured enough to hold its shape when you don’t.
This is not a novelty piece. It’s a document you can wear. Something that reads clearly, lingers quietly, and doesn’t need to be revisited once it’s been understood.
Details
Snow-washed fleece with a worn-in finish
Oversized, relaxed silhouette
Soft, substantial feel
Pullover hoodie with front pocket
Durable front and back graphic prints
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Designed to fit oversized. Size down if you prefer a closer fit.
Vintage Wash Cotton T-Shirt
Every movement eventually writes something down. This one put it on a shirt.
The Eternal Eclipse Initiative formally acknowledges what’s been obvious for years: the moon has overstepped. Its influence is unchecked, its presence assumed, its judgment entirely unsolicited.
Set in deliberate, ornamental type, the statement lays out the position calmly and without apology. Not shouted. Not argued. Just recorded. It reads like something official that was never meant to be debated in the first place.
The shirt itself keeps things grounded. Vintage washed cotton with a soft, even hand feel, it wears comfortably from the start and settles quickly into rotation. The fit is relaxed without being oversized, the fabric breathable without feeling thin. It’s an easy shirt to live in, which feels appropriate given the subject matter.
Details
Vintage washed cotton with a soft, worn-in feel
Relaxed, classic fit
Breathable, lightweight fabric
Short-sleeve crewneck
Word-art graphic printed on the back
Small Replace The Moon mark on the front
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Standard relaxed fit. Choose your usual size.
Vintage Wash Slim Fit T-Shirt
This one is meant to be read.
The statement lives on the back, set deliberately and without urgency. It doesn’t argue. It doesn’t perform. It simply lays out the position and leaves it there. Ornate type, measured language, no follow-up questions.
The shirt itself keeps everything controlled. Vintage washed with a soft, broken-in feel, it fits closer to the body without clinging. The silhouette is clean and intentional, designed to hold its shape while still wearing comfortably throughout the day. It’s lightweight, breathable, and steady—more precise than oversized, more confident than loose.
Details
Vintage washed cotton with a soft, lived-in feel
Slim fit with a closer, more tailored silhouette
Lightweight, breathable fabric
Short-sleeve crewneck
Word-art graphic printed on the back
Subtle front mark
Women’s sizing
Fit note: Designed to fit closer to the body. Choose your usual size for a slim fit or size up for ease.
Vintage Wash Slim Fit T-Shirt
This one is meant to be read.
The statement lives on the back, set deliberately and without urgency. It doesn’t argue. It doesn’t perform. It simply lays out the position and leaves it there. Ornate type, measured language, no follow-up questions.
The shirt itself keeps everything controlled. Vintage washed with a soft, broken-in feel, it fits closer to the body without clinging. The silhouette is clean and intentional, designed to hold its shape while still wearing comfortably throughout the day. It’s lightweight, breathable, and steady—more precise than oversized, more confident than loose.
Details
Vintage washed cotton with a soft, lived-in feel
Slim fit with a closer, more tailored silhouette
Lightweight, breathable fabric
Short-sleeve crewneck
Word-art graphic printed on the back
Subtle front mark
Women’s sizing
Fit note: Designed to fit closer to the body. Choose your usual size for a slim fit or size up for ease.