Some objections don’t need elaboration.
They’ve already been rehearsed.
The Curmudgeon captures that familiar posture: a small figure on Earth, fist raised, making a point the moon has heard before and chosen to ignore. The response is unchanged. The expression is unimpressed. The distance remains vast.
The long sleeve suits the endurance of it. Snow washed and intentionally frayed, it feels worn in from the first wear, like something you’ve owned long enough to stop explaining why you keep it. The fabric is soft but substantial, the fit relaxed, and the raw edges suggest persistence rather than decay. Sleeves add coverage without urgency. This isn’t about making a scene. It’s about continuing anyway.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Relaxed fit with raw, frayed hems
Soft, breathable fabric
Long sleeves with easy drape
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Relaxed by design. Choose your usual size.
Some objections don’t need elaboration.
They’ve already been rehearsed.
The Curmudgeon captures that familiar posture: a small figure on Earth, fist raised, making a point the moon has heard before and chosen to ignore. The response is unchanged. The expression is unimpressed. The distance remains vast.
The long sleeve suits the endurance of it. Snow washed and intentionally frayed, it feels worn in from the first wear, like something you’ve owned long enough to stop explaining why you keep it. The fabric is soft but substantial, the fit relaxed, and the raw edges suggest persistence rather than decay. Sleeves add coverage without urgency. This isn’t about making a scene. It’s about continuing anyway.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Relaxed fit with raw, frayed hems
Soft, breathable fabric
Long sleeves with easy drape
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Relaxed by design. Choose your usual size.
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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