Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
Printed on a washed, oversized cotton tee that already feels like it’s been through a few nights and come out fine, it hangs easy and wears soft without losing its shape. The fabric has weight, the finish looks broken-in on purpose, and the fit gives you room to exist without apology.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Oversized, relaxed fit
Substantial fabric with a soft hand feel
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Designed to sit loose. Size down if you want control. Stay true if you don’t.
Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
Printed on a washed, oversized cotton tee that already feels like it’s been through a few nights and come out fine, it hangs easy and wears soft without losing its shape. The fabric has weight, the finish looks broken-in on purpose, and the fit gives you room to exist without apology.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Oversized, relaxed fit
Substantial fabric with a soft hand feel
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Designed to sit loose. Size down if you want control. Stay true if you don’t.
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
[Shipping & Returns →]