Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
Dutch Boy is cut from a heavyweight fleece with a sunfaded finish that looks like it’s already been through things. The fabric has real substance without feeling rigid, and the oversized silhouette gives you room to sit with your thoughts, your grievances, or your beverage of choice. It’s warm enough for long nights outside and comfortable enough to wear while pretending you’re above the whole situation.
Heavyweight fleece with sunfaded, worn-in finish
Oversized, relaxed fit
Substantial fabric with structure and softness
Pullover hoodie with front pouch pocket
Durable back graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Intentionally oversized. Size down if you want restraint. Stay true if you don’t
Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
Dutch Boy is cut from a heavyweight fleece with a sunfaded finish that looks like it’s already been through things. The fabric has real substance without feeling rigid, and the oversized silhouette gives you room to sit with your thoughts, your grievances, or your beverage of choice. It’s warm enough for long nights outside and comfortable enough to wear while pretending you’re above the whole situation.
Heavyweight fleece with sunfaded, worn-in finish
Oversized, relaxed fit
Substantial fabric with structure and softness
Pullover hoodie with front pouch pocket
Durable back graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Intentionally oversized. Size down if you want restraint. Stay true if you don’t
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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