Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This shirt is for that. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
Dutch Boy captures a familiar exchange: a quiet request from below, a drink set down, and a celestial authority that has absolutely no intention of responding. The waning gibbous doesn’t argue. It doesn’t escalate. It just waits.
The shirt wears that tension honestly. Snow washed and intentionally frayed, it feels lived in from the start. The fabric is soft but substantial, the cut relaxed, and the raw edges give it a sense of erosion rather than distress. Like patience wearing thin instead of snapping outright.
It’s comfortable, steady, and unconcerned with resolution.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Relaxed fit with raw, frayed hems
Soft, breathable fabric
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Relaxed by design. Choose your usual size.
Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This shirt is for that. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
Dutch Boy captures a familiar exchange: a quiet request from below, a drink set down, and a celestial authority that has absolutely no intention of responding. The waning gibbous doesn’t argue. It doesn’t escalate. It just waits.
The shirt wears that tension honestly. Snow washed and intentionally frayed, it feels lived in from the start. The fabric is soft but substantial, the cut relaxed, and the raw edges give it a sense of erosion rather than distress. Like patience wearing thin instead of snapping outright.
It’s comfortable, steady, and unconcerned with resolution.
Snow-washed cotton with a worn-in finish
Relaxed fit with raw, frayed hems
Soft, breathable fabric
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Relaxed by design. Choose your usual size.
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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