Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
The Dutch Boy hoodie is an oversized hoodie with a snow-washed finish and is buttery soft and smooth. It has an already lived in look—in a deliberate way, not a sad way. The fleece is substantial, warm, and soft as hell without being stiff, and the silhouette drapes the way it should.
It’s the kind of hoodie you throw on when:
the night gets colder
the fire is going
you’re done explaining yourself
Oversized, washed, and unbothered. Your new favorite hoodie.
Snow-washed fleece with a vintage, worn-in look
Oversized streetwear fit (intentionally relaxed, not sloppy)
Pullover hoodie with front pouch pocket
Soft interior fleece for actual warmth
Graphic printed for durability, not novelty
Fit note: This is meant to fit oversized. Size down if you want it tighter. Size true (or up) if you want the full streetwear silhouette.
Have you ever felt the moon’s surly, smug gaze reigning down from above? Good. This hoodie is for those moments. Put it on, step outside, and tell the moon to kick rocks.
The scene on the back captures that exact exchange: a quiet plea, a drink on the table, and a celestial authority that is very clearly not listening. The waning gibbous doesn’t shout. It judges. Calmly. Patiently. As if it has all the time in the universe. Which, unfortunately, it does.
The Dutch Boy hoodie is an oversized hoodie with a snow-washed finish and is buttery soft and smooth. It has an already lived in look—in a deliberate way, not a sad way. The fleece is substantial, warm, and soft as hell without being stiff, and the silhouette drapes the way it should.
It’s the kind of hoodie you throw on when:
the night gets colder
the fire is going
you’re done explaining yourself
Oversized, washed, and unbothered. Your new favorite hoodie.
Snow-washed fleece with a vintage, worn-in look
Oversized streetwear fit (intentionally relaxed, not sloppy)
Pullover hoodie with front pouch pocket
Soft interior fleece for actual warmth
Graphic printed for durability, not novelty
Fit note: This is meant to fit oversized. Size down if you want it tighter. Size true (or up) if you want the full streetwear silhouette.
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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