A serious chart.
About something that does not require one.
“Calls to the fire department by moon phase” presents the data plainly and without apology. Radial axes. Percentages. Clean labels. A full attempt at correlation. Whether the moon agrees is beside the point.
The shirt itself is substantial. Made from 100% cotton at 220 GSM, it has a dense, heavyweight feel that holds its structure without stiffness. The fabric feels solid in hand, smooth against the skin, and built to last. It drapes cleanly, sits steady on the shoulders, and keeps its shape through repeated wear.
This isn’t a thin novelty tee.
It’s a thick cotton shirt carrying very important nonsense.
220 GSM heavyweight fabric
Thick, structured feel
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Structured heavyweight fit. Choose your usual size for a standard silhouette.
A serious chart.
About something that does not require one.
“Calls to the fire department by moon phase” presents the data plainly and without apology. Radial axes. Percentages. Clean labels. A full attempt at correlation. Whether the moon agrees is beside the point.
The shirt itself is substantial. Made from 100% cotton at 220 GSM, it has a dense, heavyweight feel that holds its structure without stiffness. The fabric feels solid in hand, smooth against the skin, and built to last. It drapes cleanly, sits steady on the shoulders, and keeps its shape through repeated wear.
This isn’t a thin novelty tee.
It’s a thick cotton shirt carrying very important nonsense.
220 GSM heavyweight fabric
Thick, structured feel
Short-sleeve crewneck
Durable graphic print
Unisex sizing
Fit note: Structured heavyweight fit. Choose your usual size for a standard silhouette.
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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