Hey Diddle Diddle Mock-Neck Sweatshirt

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Women’s Fleece Mock-Neck Crew Sweatshirt

Some stories refuse to age gracefully.

Hey Diddle Diddle captures that moment when optimism runs headlong into reality. The cow is airborne. The moon looks unimpressed. The implied plan is already unraveling. Whatever was supposed to happen next is, quite clearly, not going to.

The sweatshirt meets the joke with composure. Soft fleece with a steady, reassuring weight, it feels comfortable without drifting into sloppy. The mock neck adds a touch of structure, keeping the silhouette clean and intentional while the relaxed fit makes it easy to live in. It’s warm without being bulky, calm without being dull.

This is the piece you wear when you appreciate the absurdity but don’t feel the need to underline it. The humor is there. It just doesn’t insist on being noticed.

Details

  • Soft fleece with a smooth, substantial feel

  • Mock-neck crew silhouette

  • Relaxed women’s fit

  • Clean finish with structured shape

  • Durable graphic print

  • Women’s sizing

Fit note: Relaxed and modern. Choose your usual size for an easy fit.

Women’s Fleece Mock-Neck Crew Sweatshirt

Some stories refuse to age gracefully.

Hey Diddle Diddle captures that moment when optimism runs headlong into reality. The cow is airborne. The moon looks unimpressed. The implied plan is already unraveling. Whatever was supposed to happen next is, quite clearly, not going to.

The sweatshirt meets the joke with composure. Soft fleece with a steady, reassuring weight, it feels comfortable without drifting into sloppy. The mock neck adds a touch of structure, keeping the silhouette clean and intentional while the relaxed fit makes it easy to live in. It’s warm without being bulky, calm without being dull.

This is the piece you wear when you appreciate the absurdity but don’t feel the need to underline it. The humor is there. It just doesn’t insist on being noticed.

Details

  • Soft fleece with a smooth, substantial feel

  • Mock-neck crew silhouette

  • Relaxed women’s fit

  • Clean finish with structured shape

  • Durable graphic print

  • Women’s sizing

Fit note: Relaxed and modern. Choose your usual size for an easy fit.

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Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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