Some stories promise a lot.
Some kids already know better.
This hoodie captures that moment when optimism meets reality. The cow is mid-leap. The moon looks unconvinced. The Earth keeps spinning. Whatever was supposed to happen next is… probably not.
The hoodie itself is built for everyday use. Soft on the inside, comfortable all around, and warm without being bulky. It’s easy to pull on, easy to wear, and sturdy enough for school days, weekends, and repeated explanations of why cows do not, in fact, jump over the moon.
The front stays simple. The back tells the story. Kids will get it. Adults will too.
Soft fleece hoodie designed for kids
Comfortable, easy fit for everyday wear
Pullover style with front pocket
Durable graphic print
Warm without feeling heavy
Fit note: Sizes are based on height. If your child is between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
XS (6–7) → fits kids around 4'2"–4'6"
S (8–9) → fits kids around 4'6"–4'10"
M (10–11) → fits kids around 4'10"–5'2"
L (12–13) → fits kids around 5'2"–5'6"
XL (14–15) → fits kids around 5'6"–5'10"
XXL (Teen) → fits kids around 5'10"–6'0"
Some stories promise a lot.
Some kids already know better.
This hoodie captures that moment when optimism meets reality. The cow is mid-leap. The moon looks unconvinced. The Earth keeps spinning. Whatever was supposed to happen next is… probably not.
The hoodie itself is built for everyday use. Soft on the inside, comfortable all around, and warm without being bulky. It’s easy to pull on, easy to wear, and sturdy enough for school days, weekends, and repeated explanations of why cows do not, in fact, jump over the moon.
The front stays simple. The back tells the story. Kids will get it. Adults will too.
Soft fleece hoodie designed for kids
Comfortable, easy fit for everyday wear
Pullover style with front pocket
Durable graphic print
Warm without feeling heavy
Fit note: Sizes are based on height. If your child is between sizes, we recommend sizing up.
XS (6–7) → fits kids around 4'2"–4'6"
S (8–9) → fits kids around 4'6"–4'10"
M (10–11) → fits kids around 4'10"–5'2"
L (12–13) → fits kids around 5'2"–5'6"
XL (14–15) → fits kids around 5'6"–5'10"
XXL (Teen) → fits kids around 5'10"–6'0"
Printed to order.
Ships in 3–7 business days once printing is completed. Items may ship separately.
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